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Owl Jokes!

These owl jokes are an absolute HOOT! Seriously, you'll be 'owling with laughter!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  July 8th 2021

Owls are regarded as the wisest of all creatures, but that doesn't stop us telling some jokes about these winged nerds! 

And once you've laughed your socks off at these gags, why not check out these jokes about penguins and every topic you could possibly think of!

What does a clever owl say?

An owl flying


What’s the best date to tell an owl joke?

An owl against the Northern Lights


What did the cat wearing a bird disguise say?

Cat in owl mask


Which prison was the naughty owl sent to?

An owl in owl prison


What do you call an owl who works in a hospital?

An owl doctor, if there was such a thing

Doctor Hoo!

What does an owl use to dry themselves after a bath?

An owl in a copper bath

A t-owl!

What do you get if you cross an owl with a dog?

An owl and a dog

A growl!

How long does an owl live?

Hedwig and Harry Potter

Six and a half books!

Did you hear about the owl who had a sore throat?

An owl giving a silent hoot

They didn’t give a hoot!

What is an owl’s favourite part of autumn?

A brown owl wearing green sunglasses


Why did the owl watch the American football game?

An owl in front of the USA flag

They wanted to see the superb owl!

Why is always good to have an owl as a friend?

An owl giving the thumbs up

Because they’re a hoot!

What is an owl’s favourite board game?

An owl on a popular board game

Guess Hoooo!

What is an owl’s favourite subject?

Algebra owl


What do you call an owl who’s good at quizzes?

A clever owl

A know it owl!

What do you call an owl wearing a suit of armour?

An owl in a suit of armour

A knight owl!

What's more awesome than a talking owl?

An owl wearing an eyepatch

A spelling bee!

Why did the owl throw a party?

An owl in a party hat

They didn’t want to be owl by themselves!

What is an owl’s favourite dessert?

An owl with an ice cream cone

Mice cream!

Why do owls never sing in the rain?

An owl in the rain

It’s too wet to woo!

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