Owl Jokes!
These owl jokes are an absolute HOOT! Seriously, you'll be 'owling with laughter!
Owls are regarded as the wisest of all creatures, but that doesn't stop us telling some jokes about these winged nerds!
And once you've laughed your socks off at these gags, why not check out these jokes about penguins and every topic you could possibly think of!
What does a clever owl say?
Whom!
What’s the best date to tell an owl joke?
2-8-20
What did the cat wearing a bird disguise say?
Me-owl!
Which prison was the naughty owl sent to?
Owl-catraz!
What do you call an owl who works in a hospital?
Doctor Hoo!
What does an owl use to dry themselves after a bath?
A t-owl!
What do you get if you cross an owl with a dog?
A growl!
How long does an owl live?
Six and a half books!
Did you hear about the owl who had a sore throat?
They didn’t give a hoot!
What is an owl’s favourite part of autumn?
Owl-ween!
Why did the owl watch the American football game?
They wanted to see the superb owl!
Why is always good to have an owl as a friend?
Because they’re a hoot!
What is an owl’s favourite board game?
Guess Hoooo!
What is an owl’s favourite subject?
Owl-gebra!
What do you call an owl who’s good at quizzes?
A know it owl!
What do you call an owl wearing a suit of armour?
A knight owl!
What's more awesome than a talking owl?
A spelling bee!
Why did the owl throw a party?
They didn’t want to be owl by themselves!
What is an owl’s favourite dessert?
Mice cream!
Why do owls never sing in the rain?
It’s too wet to woo!
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