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The 20 Best Painting Jokes and Puns for Kids to Kick-'art Your Day

These painting jokes are guaranteed to make your friends (f)art with laughter!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  December 6th 2022

Check out these paint-fully funny art jokes to get you rolling! Then check out some more art jokes here, and then some Zodiac jokes! And, as it's nearly Christmas, follow that up with some seasonal elf jokes and Christmas dog jokes!

What did the painter say to the wall?

"One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!"

What did the painter do when he got cold?

He put on another coat!

What's every artist's favourite Disney song?

Let it Gogh!

What happened to the man who got paint in his eye?

It made him colour blind!

Did you hear about the man covered in gold paint?

He had a gilt complex

What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint!

Did you hear about the man who stole all those paintings?

He tried to brush it off, but I think he was framed

How did the cheesemaker finish painting his boat?

He double Gloucester!

What do you call a painting by a cat?

A paw-trait!

Did you hear about the artist who only painted peas in little cages?

He was a trapped peas artist!

Did you hear about the man who painted half of face like a clown, then robbed a bank?

The police didn’t see the funny side!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Why did the artist sprint down the road?

Because his paint was running!

I went to the paint store to get thinner...

It didn't work!

“Painting a giant mural will cost us a lot of money in the short term!”

“Well, you’ve just got to think about the big picture!”

I mostly paint plane propellors...

What can I say, I'm a fan artist!

When is paint free?

When it's on the house!

Did you hear about the artist who only painted fish?

His secret was to draw everything to scale!

What's Earth without art in it?


Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

He hoped they'd look like hares!