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30 Art Jokes That Will Make You Gogh with Laughter

Check out these funny art jokes that are a brushstroke of genius! Add some colour to your day with these art puns!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  September 9th 2022

You'll get Monet that you bargained for with these hilarious art jokes and puns! So kick-art your day with these these funny jokes all about the art world! And if you liked these, why not check out these funny monkey jokes! Or maybe you fancy a look at our hilarious question jokes! You might even like these laughable lettuce jokes! And if you need even more lols, head on over to our main jokes hub!

What did the painter say to the wall?

"One more crack like that and I'll plaster you!"

What did the painter do when he got cold?

He put on another coat!

What's every artist's favourite Disney song?

Let it Gogh!

What happened to the man who got paint in his eye?

It made him colour blind!

Did you hear about the man covered in gold paint?

He had a gilt complex

What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint!

Did you hear about the man who stole all those paintings?

He tried to brush it off, but I think he was framed

How did the cheesemaker finish painting his boat?

He double Gloucester!

What do you call a painting by a cat?

A paw-trait!

Did you hear about the artist who only painted peas in little cages?

He was a trapped peas artist!

Did you hear about the man who painted half of face like a clown, then robbed a bank?

The police didn’t see the funny side!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Why did the artist sprint down the road?

Because his paint was running!

I went to the paint store to get thinner...

It didn't work!

“Painting a giant mural will cost us a lot of money in the short term!”

“Well, you’ve just got to think about the big picture!”

I mostly paint plane propellors...

What can I say, I'm a fan artist!

When is paint free?

When it's on the house!

Did you hear about the artist who only painted fish?

His secret was to draw everything to scale!

What's Earth without art in it?


Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

He hoped they'd look like hares!

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish on a bicycle!

Which painting is always complaining?

The Moaning Lisa!

Why are artists always struggling?

They never have enough Monet!

Why did the art collector throw away a painting?

It was Baroque!

What does Rene Magritte have for breakfast?

A bowl of surreal!

What sort of art do dogs make?


What do pirates make?


What's an artist's favourite way to swim?

The brush stroke!

What do artists draw before they go to bed?

The curtains!

How did the police catch the paint thief?

Blue handed!

Where do cows keep art?

In a mooooseum!

What's got claws and painted the Mona Lisa?

Leonardo Da Pinchy!

What's got hoofs and artistic talent?

Vincent Van Goat!

Why are painters so dramatic?

They're always making a scene!

What happens if you mix a painter and a boxer?

Muhammed Dali!

What happened when a ship carrying blue paint and a ship carrying red paint collided?

They crew were marooned!

How do artist paint?


Did you hear about the artists football match?

It ended in a draw!

What happened when the artists saw the gallery?

It was Louvre at first sight!

Who paints pictures and goes 'oink!'?

Pablo Pig-casso!

Why was the artist always going too far?

He didn't know where to draw the line!

Did you hear about the artist who got arrested?

She was framed!

What did Michelangelo say to the Sistine Chapel ceiling?

'I've got you covered!'

Did you hear about the artist who nearly went to jail?

He had a brush with the law!

What should you do if an artist is sad?

Give them a shoulder to crayon!

What do you call an artist in a cupboard?

A drawer!

Why shouldn't you trust an artist?

They're sketchy!

What's a seal's favourite subject?

Art art art!

What do you call a man on a wall?


What's an artist's favourite shoe?


Why was Mona Lisa sent to prison?

She was framed!

What do you call the greatest crab artist that ever lived?

Leonardo Da Pinchi. He was clawsome!

Why was the painting of the tangerine worthless?

It wasn't an ORANGEinal

The youth of today don't know how to make those 90s rainbow tie-dye t-shirts...

It's a dying art!

What do you call an artist who sculpts with bicycle parts?


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Did you hear about the man who was arrested for being an art thief?

He was framed!

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