What’s right here and really funny? These question jokes!
These jokes will really have you questioning what’s funny! If these tickled your funny bone, why not check out these dad jokes, for some groan-worthy puns, these stupid jokes if you’re feeling silly, or these knock knock jokes!
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What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
What do you call a gull that only flies over the bay?
What did the cheese say when it looked it the mirror?
What’s brown and sticky?
Where does a general keep his armies?
Up his sleevies!
What’s a foot long and slippery?
What do bananas say when they pick up the phone?
What’s red and goes up down up down?
A tomato in a lift!
What did one eye say to the other?
‘Between you and me, something smells!’
Did you hear about the picture that didn’t commit a crime?
It was framed!
Why did the banana go to hospital?
It wasn’t peeling very well!
Why was Cinderella kicked off the football team?
She ran away from the ball!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
Well, for a start, the flag is a big plus!
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it’d be a foot!
What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away?
A receding hairline!
What do you call cheese that’s stolen?
What do fairies do after school?
Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was too tired!
What do you call a fly with no wings?
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?