Pirate Jokes

These pirate jokes ARRR funny!

We've sailed the seven seas to track down these mast-erful pirate jokes.

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrrrrrrrrh!

What is a pirate’s favourite vegetable?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrtichokes!

What’s a pirate’s favourite letter of the alphabet?

The C!

What do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear!

Why couldn’t the pirates play cards?

The captain was standing on the deck!

Why are pirates called pirates?

Just because they arrrrr!

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey!

What is a pirate’s favourite letter?

ARR!

How to pirates get to the airport?

They rent a cARRR!

Why are pirates great singers?

They hit the high Cs!

Why is the pirate alphabet longer than the normal alphabet?

Because of the seven seas!

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