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Funny and Bad Pun Jokes

Check out these pun-ishingly bad pun jokes!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  July 6th 2021

Step this way for our side-splitting pun jokes. Are these terrible jokes not quite good enough for you? Well there are plenty more where they came from!

We've got funny jokes, we've got silly jokes, we've got why did the... jokes and loads of other jokes!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

A brown bear wearing sunglasses

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other...

How do you drive this thing?

How do you throw a space party?

You planet!

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?

She couldn't control her pupils!

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe!

I farted in an elevator...

It was wrong on so many levels!

Did you hear the story about the rabbit's childhood?

It's a hare-raising tale!

Did you hear the pun about the German sausage?

It was the wurst!

A smiley face surrounded by sausages

What do you call a really funny pumpkin?

A pun-king!

Vegetable puns make me feel good.

From my head tomatoes!

Why do nurses creep around at night?

So they don't wake the sleeping pills!

I entered ten puns in a pun contest hoping one would win...

But no pun in ten did!

My favourite teacher at school was Mrs. Turtle

Strange name but she tortoise well!

When does bread rise?

When you yeast expect it!

bread jokes

Why don't they play card games in the jungle?

There's too many cheetahs!

A friend told me that all apples are yellow...

I told him, 'that's bananas!'

The last ten times I've been to a fancy dress party I've gone as a shark.

The joke's wearing fin!

What did prehistoric animals get instead of blisters?

Dino sores!

The police arrested 2 men for stealing batteries and fireworks...

They charged one and let the other one off!