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Punctuation Jokes!

These punctuation jokes are the best you'll ever hear, full stop! Comma and check them out!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  November 21st 2021

You'll love these funny punctuation jokes, they'll really break up a boring day...or sentence! If you liked these, why not have a look at our Funny Cartoon Jokes! Or how about these Silly Jokes? We've also got these laugh-inducing One Liners! And as always, check out hundreds more on our main Jokes Page!

What does a grammatically correct owl say?

Whom, whom!

How do you get the attention of punctuation?

Say 'Comma over here!'

What do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?

Name two pronouns

Who, me?

Why did the punctuation mark stop eating?

It was a full stop!

What do you call punctuation in love?

A comma, dating!

What's a doctor's favourite type of punctuation?

A colon!

What do you call a full stop with a Mohawk?

Punk-tuation!

What's a joke's favourite part of grammar?

PUN-ctuation!

What do you get for winning a punctuation competition?

An apos-trophy!

What's a convict's favourite punctuation mark?

A full stop, because it marks the end of a sentence!

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause!

Why did the full stop break up with the question mark?

It was always questioning everything!

Why should you never share things with an apostrophe?

They get very possessive!

Which word is shorter when you add two letters to it?

Short!

I ran through the campsite

Past tense!

What's the most dangerous type of punctuation?

The asteRISK!

I really hate using punctuation...

Full stop!

I got sent to prison for using bad punctuation

It was a long sentence!

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar...

It was tense!