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20 Roblox Jokes Which Will Rock Your Block

Check out these side-splitting Roblox jokes!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  November 12th 2021

Everyone in the world – plus their pet – is a fan of Roblox, so we've rounded up the very best in game-themed rib-ticklers

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What did the job advert for a deep sea diver say?

A deep sea diver

They need to be able to work under pressure!

What do you get when you cross Piggy with a cactus?


A porky-pine!

What's the difference between a pizza and this pizza joke?


This pizza joke can't be topped!

What kind of dress does a house wear?

A house


What happened to the vegetable thief?

A criminal and a bunch of kale

They were sentenced to one year in kale!

Why did the bee have sticky hair?


They used a honeycomb!

Did you hear about the person who caught a cold on a carousel?

A carousel in a theme park

There was something going around!

Why did the zombie comedian get booed?

A zombie comedian

He was telling rotten jokes!

Why does a leopard always lose at hide and seek?


They’re always spotted!

Where are sharks from?

A shark


What does a dentist do before going on a roller coaster?

A Roblox character next to a rollercoaster

They brace themselves!

Where do zombies watch TV?

A Roblox Zombie game

The living room!

What do you call a burger bar at the bottom of the sea?

Scuba Diving

A scuba diner!

What do you call Piggy with a sore throat?



What's the difference between a bad pizza joke and a good one?

A pizza

...the delivery!

What’s soft and slippery?

Fashion Famous

A soft slipper!

Why did the painting go to jail?

Roblox jail game

Because it was framed!

What was Piggy doing in the kitchen?


Bacon cakes!

What did one bee say to the naughty bee?

A Roblox bee


"Waiter, will my pizza be long?"

A pizza-themed joke

"No, it will be round!"

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