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Rocket League Jokes

Looking for funny Rocket League jokes? You'll have a blast with these rocket-powered gaming gags!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  February 20th 2022

Like cars? Football? Video games? Laughing? If you said yes to any of those you'll love these rollicking Rocket League rib-ticklers!

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What does the Batmobile run on in Rocket League?


What costs more, a ladder or a Lamborghini?

The latter!

Why don’t grasshoppers play Rocket League?

A cricket bat and ball

They prefer playing cricket!

What kind of tea do you drink in Rocket League?


What position would a ghost car play in Rocket League?

A ghost floating against a pink background


Why shouldn’t you play Rocket League in the jungle?

A cheetah on a badminton court

There are too many cheetahs!

How do you stay cool in a Rocket League match?

A slice of pizza in a beautiful mountain setting

Stand near the fans!

Why did the chicken get kicked out of a Rocket League match?

Chicken Jokes
Chicken Jokes

For fowl play!

Why couldn’t the skeleton play Rocket League?

Skeleton at a badminton court

He had no body to play with!

Why can’t you play Rocket League with pigs?

They hog the ball!

Why are scrambled eggs like bad Rocket League teams?

Bacon jokes

They’re both beaten!

What happens if a Rocket League match gets rained off?

Where do you file uncategorized rocket items?

Under missile-aneous!

I’m selling my DeLorean on Rocket League.

Good condition, only driven from time to time!

What’s fast, loud and crunchy?

A rocket chip!

Why didn’t the Rocket League player turn up to their second date?

They had thrust issues!

Did you hear about the sheep that played Rocket League?

It drove the lamb-orghini!

Did you hear about the new crocodile-themed cars in Rocket League?

They're called tail-gators!

When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a driveway!

A small car carrying a football

I wanted to start a local Rocket League club...

So I put up some flyers to get the ball rolling!