20 Scotland Jokes That Are Pure Dead Brilliant
These funny Scotland puns are Scot bad! Check out these hilarious jokes all about all things Scotland and see which one's your favourite!
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What sort of bread do they eat in Scotland?
Gaelic bread!
Which food do Scottish people boast about?
Braggish!
What do you call a Scottish man who is standing in his doorway?
Hamish!
What do Scottish witches eat?
Hagg-is!
What's the difference between Walt Disney and Bing Crosby?
Bing sings, Walt Disney!
Why can't Mickey Mouse fly his plane to Scotland?
Disneyland!
What fights the English and smells?
Bravefart!
What do you call a Scottish man who's lost his dog?
Douglas!
What does a Scottish man do when he sees a moose?
Give it some cheese!
What does the Loch Ness Monster eat?
Fish and ships!
What time does Andy Murray go to bed?
Tennish!
Where should you go if you can't stop reciting Scottish poetry?
The Burns Unit!
What happens when you disrespect a man wearing a skirt?
You get kilt!
What cryptid never tidies its room?
The Loch Mess Monster!
How do you get in touch with the Loch Ness Monster?
Drop her a line!
Why do bagpipers walk while they play?
To get away from the noise!
What's the coldest place in Scotland?
Edinbrrrr!
Why is the thistle the national flower of Scotland?
Because they thought 'Thistle do'!
What does the Loch Ness Monster eat?
Scotch eggs!
What do you call a painting by the Loch Ness Monster?
A monsterpiece!
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