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Skateboarding Jokes

Never be board again with these radical skater wisecracks! You wheely won't regret it!

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Beano Team
Last Updated:  November 13th 2021

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Phew! So many jokes!

How do you make a skateboard?

Tell it boring stories while you’re fishing!

What type of plants do skateboarders grow?

Faceplants!

How many skateboarders does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change it, another to film it and say "That's siiiiick!"

What do skateboarders do when they're really talented?

They GoPro!

What do you call a skater who likes hot drinks?

A coffee grinder!

What do you call a skater with green skin and a long nose?

A ollie-gator!

Where do you learn to skate?

At boarding school!

How do you know that frogs like skateboarding? 

They're always saying "rip it! Rip it!"

How many skateboarders does it take to open a jam jar?

Only one, but it takes 50 tries!

What time is it when an elephant stands on your skateboard?

Time to buy a new skateboard!

What's the hardest thing about skateboarding?

Concrete!

Why did the skateboard go to the cinema?

Because it was wheely board!

Why shouldn't you trust a skateboarder on April Fool's day?

Because they're really good at tricks!

Why did the Olympic villain hate Simone Biles and Sky Brown?

He’d’ve got away with it without those medalling kids!

What do you call a pack of sandwiches on a skateboard?

Meals on wheels!

Why did pi have a skateboarding accident?

It just didn't know when to stop!

What does Dennis call a fish with wheels?

A skate-board!

What's big, furry and has eight wheels?

A monster on rollerskates!

What do you call a skating potato who's tight with money?

Potato

A chipskate!

What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?

A Stegosaurus on roller skates!