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Ultimate 10 Best Ski Jokes & Puns for Kids

These skiing jokes are the best on the slopes! Check out these funny ski jokes and see which ones you love!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  December 6th 2022

. Check out these skiing jokes - they don't go downhill! And if you liked these, how about checking out more sports jokes here! How about these silly cycling jokes? Or maybe you fancy these great gymnastics jokes! We've also got super swimming jokes! And there's even more laughs on our main jokes hub!

What do skiers eat for lunch?


What sort of animals do skiers own?


What do skiers wear to seem taller?

Ski lifts!

Don't get addicted to skiing...

It's a slippery slope!

I got into a fight trying to get on a ski lift...

It was an uphill battle!

I'm worried you won't like this skiing joke...

It's going downhill fast!

I like ski lifts...

They always chair me up!

Why are the Swiss so bad at skiing?

They need a lot of Alp!

I've decided to stop going on skiing holidays

It's my last resort!

I decided I wanted to become a ski instructor...

It was all downhill from there!