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Skydiving Jokes

Looking for some no-strings-attached laughs? These skydiving jokes are pretty descent!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  November 25th 2021

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Oh we spoil you, we do!

What do you call a baby birthed while skydiving?


Did you hear about the skydiving Professor who missed her landing spot?

She was an expert in the field!

What happened to parachute pants?

They took a dive in popularity!

Have you heard of the new sport, BBQ skydiving?

The steaks have never been higher!

I didn't worry when my parachute didn't open.

I didn't understand the gravity of the situation!

What's more fun, skydiving or camping?

Camping - it's intense!

If you want to try skydiving you should know...

It has many downfalls!

Did you hear about the really nice skydiving instructor?

He's a descent guy!

What do you call a skydiving criminal?


Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high!

What do you call it when a priest goes skydiving?

Christian Bail!

I didn't like skydiving school

So I dropped out!

What’s the difference between going to space and going skydiving?

One is more down to Earth!

Earth measurement

Skydiving without a parachute...

Is a once in a lifetime opportunity!

Broken parachute for sale...

No strings attached!

A bad metaphor

Is like a skydiving ice cream!

When's the best time to go skydiving?


Autumn Jokes
Autumn Jokes

If at first you don't succeed...

Don't go skydiving!

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving

YOu only need a parachute to go skydiving twice!