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St Patrick's Day Jokes That Will Have You Dublin Over With Laughter

Irish you would check out these funny jokes about St Patrick's day! Have a look at these funny jokes about March 17th and get a good old giggle out of it!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  April 3rd 2023

Every March 17th, Ireland celebrates St Patrick and all things Irish! These St Patrick's day jokes will really get you giggling! And if you liked these, check out more holiday jokes here! Or maybe you fancy testing your St Patrick's day knowledge with this quiz? Don't forget to check out hundreds more jokes on our main jokes hub!

What does it mean if you find a horseshoe on St Patrick's day?

A horse has lost his shoe!

Why are leprechauns so good at gardening?

They've got green thumbs!

What did the policeman say on St Patrick's day?

Irish stew in the name of the law!

Knock knock. Who's there? Irish. Irish who?

Irish you a happy St Patrick's day!

What's a leprechaun's favourite music?

Sham-rock and roll!

Why are leprechauns against climate change?

They like to go green!

Why did St Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?

It was too far to walk!

What did St Patrick say as he was driving the snakes out of Ireland?

'Yous alright in the back there lads?'

What do you call a spider on St Patrick's day?

Paddy Long Legs!

When does a leprechaun cross the road?

When its green!

What kind of bow can't be tied?

A rainbow!

What did one Irish ghost say to the other?

'Top of the moaning to you!'

Who is St Patrick's favourite superhero?

Green Lantern!

Who catches lepre-cons?

Under-clover cops!

How do you know if St Patrick liked your joke?

He's Dublin over with laughter!

What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A sham rock!

What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O' Furniture!

What do you get if you cross Christmas and St Patrick's day?

St O' Claus!

Why shouldn't you iron a four leaf clover?

You might press your luck!