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Strawberry Jokes

These jokes are berry good!

If you think these funny strawberry jokes are berry good, you should check out our other food funnies.

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How does an elephant hide in a strawberry patch?

He paints his toenails red!

What do you call it when a strawberry robs a bank?

A strobbery!

I’d tell you about the strawberry jam…

But you might spread it!

What’s made of strawberries and sucks your blood?

A jampire!

Why did the strawberry go red?

He saw the salad dressing!

What’s a scarecrow’s favourite food?

Straw-berries!

How do you make a strawberry shake?

Tell it a scary story!

What’s red and green and goes up and down?

A seasick strawberry!

What’s red and invisible?

No strawberries!

What happens when a strawberry needs new batteries?

It runs out of juice!

What happens when a strawberry is stuck?

It gets jammed!

Who’s a strawberry’s favourite celebrity?

Mary Berry!

Why did the strawberry go out with the fig?

Because it couldn’t find a date!

What did the strawberry say to the rapsberry?

‘I love you berry much!’

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry!

What do you call a line of strawberries?

A traffic jam!

How does fruit drink?

Through a STRAW-berry!

What do strawberries say in December?

Berry Christmas!

What did one strawberry say to another?

I think we’re in a jam

What sort of berry do you find on a farm?

Straw-berry

A straw-berry!

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