Strawberry Jokes
These jokes are berry good!
If you think these funny strawberry jokes are berry good, you should check out our other food funnies.
We’ve got a bunch of banana jokes, jokes that are a piece of cake to tell to pals – plus belly laughs guaranteed when you have a big helping of food jokes.
Or you can just spend hours on Beano’s great joke generator – take your pick!
How does an elephant hide in a strawberry patch?
He paints his toenails red!
What do you call it when a strawberry robs a bank?
A strobbery!
I’d tell you about the strawberry jam…
But you might spread it!
What’s made of strawberries and sucks your blood?
A jampire!
Why did the strawberry go red?
He saw the salad dressing!
What’s a scarecrow’s favourite food?
Straw-berries!
How do you make a strawberry shake?
Tell it a scary story!
What’s red and green and goes up and down?
A seasick strawberry!
What’s red and invisible?
No strawberries!
What happens when a strawberry needs new batteries?
It runs out of juice!
What happens when a strawberry is stuck?
It gets jammed!
Who’s a strawberry’s favourite celebrity?
Mary Berry!
Why did the strawberry go out with the fig?
Because it couldn’t find a date!
What did the strawberry say to the rapsberry?
‘I love you berry much!’
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
What do you call a line of strawberries?
A traffic jam!
How does fruit drink?
Through a STRAW-berry!
What do strawberries say in December?
Berry Christmas!
What did one strawberry say to another?
I think we’re in a jam
What sort of berry do you find on a farm?
A straw-berry!
