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Wall-E Jokes!

These Wall-E jokes are out of this world! Check out these funny Wall-E jokes and find your favourite!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  February 26th 2022

We think you'll love these funny Wall-E jokes! You won't beliEVE how much they'll make you chuckle! And if you liked these, we've got more film jokes here! Or how about checking out these Toy Story jokes for more Pixar puns? And there's also Nemo jokes if you need something that will really make a splash!

What’s Wall-E’s favourite dance?

The Roomba!

Why did the Axiom need a plant?

For the Captain's log!

What Olympic sport is the Axiom best at?

The hyperjump!

What’s Wall-E’s favourite part of a playground?

The garbage chute!

Why was EVE mad with Wall-E?

He kept pushing her buttons!

What happened when EVE saw the plant growing on Earth?

She couldn’t be-LEAF it!

What happened when Wall-E and EVE sat under the tree?

They got sappy!

What did Wall-E say to EVE?

I hope you’ll always standby me!

What does Wall-E sit on?

His ro-butt!

What does Wall-E become when he’s cold?

An ice-borg!

Why did EVE sneeze?

She had a virus!

How does Wall-E keep fit?

Circuit training!

Where do the Axiom crew hang out?

The space bar!

Have you seen Wall-E’s house?

It's a load of rubbish!

What did Wall-E say to his cockroach friend?

Quit bugging me!

Wall-E and EVE have such a sweet relationship...

 It really grew from nothing!

What’s the name of Wall-E’s cousin who cleans floors?


Why did Wall-E leave Earth?

He needed the space!

What’s Wall-E’s favourite time of day?

The EVE-ning!

Wall-E couldn’t wait to leave Earth…

It was a real weight off!