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Which Ugly Christmas Sweater Are You?

There’s shortage of hideous Christmas jumpers about. But which one is most like you? Find out now!

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What's your favourite thing about Christmas?

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Who do you prefer hanging out with at Christmas?

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What's your favourite part of Xmas dinner?

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How easily embarrassed are you?

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Pick a topping for this ice cream sundae:

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How long would you wear a Christmas jumper for?

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Pick a dimension:

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Rate this cracker joke:What does a football team do when the pitch is flooded? Bring on the subs!

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Pick a Christmas card design:

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Have you ever watched the whole of the Queen's speech?

You're the Pudding!

You're the much-loved pudding jumper, a favourite for all ages. You're not the ugliest jumper about but you definitely wouldn't want to be caught wearing one in summer. Ugliness rating: 5/10

You're the 3D Reindeer!

You're an unconvincing reindeer-face-jumper. You've got less brain-melting colours than some jumpers, but you're cursed with a 3D bobble nose – which pushes your ugliness rating WAY up. You're usually worn by cringey uncles, like this one. Ugliness rating: 7/10 

You're the Works!

You've got one of everything on your jumper – snowmen, reindeer, Christmas trees, the lot – all combined into a single wall of festive ugliness. Ugliness rating: 8/10

You're the Reverse Santa!

You're the Holy Grail of ugly jumpers! Everything about this jumper hurts the eyes, the 3D Santa feet, the weird shape of Santa's thighs – even the perspective. Is that a shed he's diving into? So many questions. Ugliness rating: 10/10

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