28 Winnie the Pooh Jokes That Are Totally Paw-some

On which side does Tigger have the most stripes?

The outside!

What do you call Tigger when he digs in the sand?

Sandy Claws!

What do you call Tigger’s reflection?

A copycat!

What doesn’t Winnie the Pooh wear shoes?

Because he has bear feet!

Where does Kanga take Roo for breakfast?

IHOP!

What do you call Roo when he’s feeling lazy?

A pouch potato!

How many bears does it take to empty a honey pot?

Only one if its a pooh bear!

What do you call Winnie the Pooh on Halloween?

Winnie the Boo!

What did the magician say when he made Winnie the Pooh disappear?

Poohffff!

What is Roo’s favourite candy?

Lolli-hops!

What does Winnie the Pooh call his sweetheart?

Honey!

What is Winnie the Poohs favourite bird?

Christopher Robin!

What kind of honey does Winnie the Pooh like the most?

The kind that is closest to him!

What did Winnie the Pooh say when he was offered dessert?

No thanks, I’m stuffed!

What does Winnie the Pooh take to a sleepover?

Just the “bear” necessities!

Whats the first thing Pooh says when he gets home?

Honey, I’m home!

What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk?

Winnie the P.U!

What do Winnie the Pooh and his pots have in common?

They both have honey in them!

What does Winnie the Pooh say when he cries?

Poo-Hoo!

What's brown and sits in the forest?

Winnie's Pooh!

A constipated man robs a toy store. He steals everything but one teddy bear...

He just couldn't take a Pooh!

Why did Winnie the Pooh call the police?

Because he saw Christopher Robin'!

If Baby Groot was sent to Winnie the Pooh's universe, what would his new name be?

Twiglet!

What do Alexander the great and Winnie the pooh have in common?

Their middle name!

What does Winnie the Pooh use to eat honey?

His bear hands!

What does Winnie the Pooh wear to bed?

Pooh-jamas!

Why was Tigger in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh!

Why does Piglet smell of farts?

Because he plays with Pooh!