20 Funny SpongeBob SquarePants Jokes
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Why does Mr. Krabs never give to charity?
He's a shellfish penny pincher!
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What's in Squidward's underpants?
Squid marks!
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What does Squidward say after he tells a joke?
Just squidding!
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Why did Spongebob blush?
He saw Bikini Bottom!
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How do you make Squidward laugh?
Give him ten-tickles!
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Why does Gary the snail never share his kibble?
He's shellfish!
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What did Spongebob say to the Krabby Patty?
Pleased to eat you!
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Why did Patrick take a shovel to the Krusty Krab?
Because Spongebob told him to dig in!
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What kind of music does Patrick Star listen to?
Heavy rock!
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What music does Sandy listen to when she's jellyfishing?
Something catchy!
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Where does Mr Krabs keep his money?
In the river bank!
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Where does Plankton go to make friends?
The chum bucket!
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How can you tell Squidward and his sister are twins?
They're itenticle!
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Why does Spongebob hate going to the beach?
Sandy cheeks!
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Why did Patrick join the circus as a human (fish) cannon ball?
He wanted to be a shooting star!
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Why does Partick always miss Spongebob?
Because he's not a round!
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Why is Spongebob always far too hot?
Because all of his corners are 90 degrees!
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Adele might set fire to rain...
But SpongeBob can make a campfire under water!
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Why did Mr. Krabs buy so many clocks?
Because time is money!
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How did Squidward feel about the eel in his clarinet?
He was shocked!
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