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20 Turtlelly Radical Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Jokes!

These TMNT jokes are the funniest gags this side of the sewers! Check out these hilarious Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle jokes and share them with your pals!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  August 19th 2024

These turtally-cool TMNT jokes are very funny! Check out these Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle puns and jokes and share them with your mates! And if you liked these, check out more turtle jokes here! Or how about these stealthy and hilarious Ninja puns? You might even like these silly Spiderman jokes! And of course we've got hundreds more lols on our main jokes hub!

What did Michelangelo paint in the sewers?

The cistern chapel!

What do you call the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Shell-ebrities!

Why are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles so cool?

They're just turtl-elly great!

Where do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles keep their money?

In a river bank!

How does Krang make people laugh?

with ten-tickles!

How do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles get around?

In a shell-icopter!

What did the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles say about splinter?

He tortoise so much!

What do you call a photo of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

A shell-fie!

What did the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles say when Splinter suggested leaving the sewers?

They poo-pooed the idea!

How do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles stay in touch?

They have shell-phones!

Why didn't Krang go to the party?

He had no body to go with!

What happens when you try and carve Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles out of wood?

You just get lots of splinters!

What do you call a woman on the back of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Michelle!

Why did Donatello go to art school?

To learn how to paint shell-f portraits!

What's the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles favourite type of pizza?

Sewer-dough!

Why do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles need to get out of the sewer?

It's too draining!

What do you call the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles dancing in the sewers?

A flush mob!

What sort of jumpers do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wear?

Turtle necks!

Why do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles never forget?

They have turtle recall!

Why don't the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles work in an office?

They hate The Shredder!