Pop stars spend an absolute fortune on making videos for their latest songs
There's one thing, however, that they've all forgotten to add – the sound of a loud bum blast!
If you did as much dancing and leaping around as Nicki Minaj or Katy Perry do in their videos, we’d cut the cheese too
It’s nothing to be ashamed of, unless you did it on purpose in a car or a lift – urgh!
Even though Ed Sheehan is doing some serious boxing training, it doesn’t mean he doesn’t have time to do a trouser-rattling guff
We hope he said excuse me to his sparring partner – it would have put them right off!
Stormzy – real name Michael Omari – is one of the most famous people to emerge from the grime scene
In the video for his Big For Your Boots single, he farted 45 times. Just joking. We don’t know if he even sneaked one out!
You’d have to ask him, actually
Dua Lipa’s single New Rules must be about the signs dotted around the swimming pool saying what you’re not allowed to do
It’s the things you’d expect: no running, no ducking, no diving – and most importantly of all, no letting off where people are trying to sunbathe
It’s just not polite!
A few well-placed bottom burps would turn this great DJ Kahled track into an awesome one!
Maybe there’s a remix version that just features parps and one long squeak that we haven’t heard yet
If you must fart during a music video, the best place to do it is in the street.
Luckily Luis Fonsi and his mates would be able to let rip as much as they like and people hopefully wouldn’t notice – unless they had spicy beans and cabbage...
Then it would absolutely honk!