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30 Adele Jokes & Puns to Make You Laugh

These Adele jokes will get you laughing! Check out these funny jokes about your favourite singer, the one and only Adele!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  September 19th 2023

These Adele jokes will have you RITDL (Rolling In The Deep Laughing)!. Check out these funny Adele puns and have a good giggle about everyone's favourite singer! And if you liked these, check out more singing jokes here! How about these terrific Taylor Swift jokes! Or maybe you're in the mood for some excellent Ed Sheeran jokes? And we've got loads more lols on our main jokes hub too!

Which computer is the best singer?

A Dell!

What did Adele say to her friend in the playground?

Hello from the other slide!

What did Adele say to the sheep?

I'll find someone like ewe!

Why did Adele contact a medium?

She wanted to say hello from the other side!

How does Adele get to the shops?

Rolling in the jeep!

What did Adele say when she wasn't getting her money on time?

Should I just keep chasing payments?

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side!

I'm a big fan of Adele...

She had me at Hello!

What do you call a food shop run by a British singer?

A deli!

What did the cow say to Adele?

Hello from the udder side!

Why couldn't Adele open the piano?

The keys were on the inside!

What happened when Adele went swimming?

She was rolling in the deep!

What happens when Adele's holding a fish?

She's carrying a tuna!

Why did Adele get arrested?

She was in treble!

Why did Adele put her head on the piano keys?

She was playing by ear!

If you really want to sing with Adele...

Just duet!

What's Adele's favourite soft drink?


Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele!

Why doesn't Adele sound good when she sings in her apartment?

It's a little flat!

What did Adele's singing teacher say when she lost her voice?

No notes!

What did Adele say to her friend when she way on the rollercoaster?

Hello from the other ride!

Why does Adele always bring a fish on stage?

To remember her scales!

Why did Adele climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

What did Adele say on the beach?

Hello from the other tide!

Why was Adele's phone bill so high?

She must have called a thousand times!

What's Adele's favourite American city?


Why did Adele's matches get wet?

She kept trying to set fire to the rain!

Why did Adele get singing lessons from a dog?

She wanted a husky voice!

Why isn't Adele allowed on public transport?

She set fire to the train!

What did Adele say to the cow?

Never mind, I'll find someone like moo!