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20 Of The Best Airplane Jokes That Are Plane-ly The Best

Oh for flying out loud! These aeroplane jokes are the best!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  December 10th 2021

Don't fly off the handle - these amazing aviation jokes will have you rolling in the aisles! For more like this we've got boat jokes, bike jokes - even alien jokes! And if you don't mind what kind of jokes you LOL at, just check out our Random Joke Generator!

I saw a policewoman wearing a pilot’s uniform

She was a plane clothes police officer!

What do you call a plane that flies backwards?

A receding airline!

I threw my phone from the roof, and it broke

Aeroplane mode must've been switched off!

What do aeroplane builders think of their job?

It's riveting!

What happens if you wear a watch on a plane?

Time flies!

What do you get if you cross a snake and a plane?

A Boeing Constrictor!

A grinning cow and a blue snake wrapped around a tree branch

My friend started a business selling aeroplanes.

It's really starting to take off!

Did you hear about the bad plane joke?

It didn't land!

What do we want? Low-flying planes! When do we want them?


Where does a mountain climber keep his plane?

In a cliff-hangar!

Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?

Nah, I just can’t see them taking off!

What do you call a flying primate?

A hot air baboon!

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

It was overbooked!

A laughing black cat and a grinning tabby cat

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Plane chocolate!

A smiling chocolate cake that is wearing sunglasses

How do rabbits travel?

By Hare-oplane!

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.

I lost my case!

What kind of shoes do aeroplanes wear?

High heels!

What has a nose and flies but can't smell?

An aeroplane!

Why was the aeroplane ill?

It had the flew!

What do you get when you cross an aeroplane with a magician?

A flying sorcerer!