20 Of The Best Airplane Jokes That Are Plane-ly The Best
Oh for flying out loud! These aeroplane jokes are the best!
Don't fly off the handle - these amazing aviation jokes will have you rolling in the aisles! For more like this we've got boat jokes, bike jokes - even alien jokes! And if you don't mind what kind of jokes you LOL at, just check out our Random Joke Generator!
I saw a policewoman wearing a pilot’s uniform
She was a plane clothes police officer!
What do you call a plane that flies backwards?
A receding airline!
I threw my phone from the roof, and it broke
Aeroplane mode must've been switched off!
What do aeroplane builders think of their job?
What happens if you wear a watch on a plane?
What do you get if you cross a snake and a plane?
A Boeing Constrictor!
My friend started a business selling aeroplanes.
It's really starting to take off!
Did you hear about the bad plane joke?
It didn't land!
What do we want? Low-flying planes! When do we want them?
Where does a mountain climber keep his plane?
In a cliff-hangar!
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
Nah, I just can’t see them taking off!
What do you call a flying primate?
A hot air baboon!
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
It was overbooked!
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
How do rabbits travel?
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.
I lost my case!
What kind of shoes do aeroplanes wear?
What has a nose and flies but can't smell?
Why was the aeroplane ill?
It had the flew!
What do you get when you cross an aeroplane with a magician?
A flying sorcerer!