Funny Boat Jokes
These boat jokes are sea-larious!
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How does a flower get a boat across a lake?
I just bought a really expensive barge pole…
I thought I’d push the boat out!
What happened when the blue boat and the red boat crashed into each other?
They were marooned!
Who is the fastest sailor in the world?
What do sailors eat for breakfast?
What’s a vampire’s favourite type of boat?
A blood vessel!
Which vegetable is banned from boats?
How do boats say hello to each other?
How do you make a boat feel better?
Give it some vitamin-sea!
Where do zombies go sailing?
The Dead Sea!
Did you hear about the boat that cheated in the race?
It was rigged!
Which boat is the rudest?
Did you hear about the oars that fell in love?
It was very row-mantic!
What did the mummy boat say to the baby boat?
Don’t be so naughtycal!
Who’s the fastest man on the seas?
What’s a boat’s favourite motto?
Seas the day!
Did you hear about the boat that had a baby?
It was a buoy!
Why was the sail embarrassed?
Because it was passing wind!
Why are boats like shops?
They always have a sail on!
Did you hear about the sale at the paddle shop?
It was a big oar deal!
Where does a boat go when it needs money?
The sand bank!
Why did the boat go to the dock?
It gave into pier pressure!
What was the boats motto?
Do it schooner rather than later!
What’s another name for a Captain?
What happened when the blue boat crashed into the red boat?
The crew were marooned!
What should you do with a sick boat?
Take it to the doc!
What might you uses to sail across the sky?
I named my iPhone Boat…
It’s now syncing!
What do you call it when Shrek falls off a boat?
Why do boats go on dates?
They’re looking for row-mance!
What do boats eat with a spoon?
When is a boat just like snow?
When it’s adrift!
What vegetables should you never bring on a boat?