Alice in Wonderland Jokes

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Put on your maddest laughing hat because you're invited to the greatest tee-hee-hee party around - Beano's best Alice in Wonderland gags will get you grinning like the Cheshire cat!

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How did the Cheshire cat become so wise?

He always reads the mews!

Why did Alice ignore the Cheshire cat?

He wasn't very purr-svasive!

What did the hedgehog say to the flamingo?

Flamin-stop!

Why are the flamingos so patient during croquet?

They're used to wading!

What does The White Rabbit eat at Easter?

Choco-LATE!

How does Alice know the Caterpillar so well?

She grew up with him!

Why couldn't Alice get through the door?

There wasn't mush-room!

What's the Mad Hatter's favourite drink?

Insani-TEA!

What do you call The Mad Hatter when he's calmed down?

The Hatter!

What would you drink at the mad Catter's tea party?

Kit-tea!

Why doesn't the Queen of Hearts go to the Mad Hatter's tea parties?

He doesn't serve royal-tea!

What does the Cheshire cat say when he's disappearing?

Get Meow't of here!

What do you call the Cheshire Cat when he does a disappearing trick?

A magic kit!

How do you get the Queen of Hearts' attention?

Poke-her!

Why can you never trust the Queen of Hearts?

She has a poker face!

Why shouldn't you do business with the Queen of Hearts?

She's hard to DEAL with!

How can The White Rabbit afford a waistcoat?

He's a million-hare!

Knock, knock! Who's there? Alison. Alison who?

Alison Wonderland!

What's the Cheshire cat's favourite drink?

Evaporated milk!

Why does Alice ask so many questions?

Because she's in 'Wonder'land!

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