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Bambi Jokes

It Disney get any better than these hoof-larious Bambi jokes! Don't believe us? Deer oh deer - well you will doe once you see these!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  June 19th 2022

This classic Disney movie isn’t famous for being funny - so it's a good job these jokes make up for it! Rather have a chuckle at something else? There's plenty to choose from - just try these hilarious Harry Styles jokes, these quality Queen jokes, or even these giggle-worthy geography jokes! What a mix!

Ok - now back to the Bambi jokes!

Why did Thumper like Bambi?

He was his dear friend!

What do you call Bambi wearing a blindfold?

No-eye dear!

They’re making a sequel where Bambi gets revenge

It’s called Bambo!

What did Bambi say after being cloned countless times?

I feel like a million bucks!

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?


A ghost floating against a pink background

What do you call Bambi with hooves in his ears?

Anything you want — he can’t hear you!

How did the hunter miss Bambi?

He wasn’t aiming deerectly for him!

Who puts money under Bambi’s pillow?

The hoof fairy!

What does Bambi call hunters?

Doe foes!

Who did Bambi invite to his birthday party?

His nearest and deer-est friends!

What’s a buck’s least favorite type of bread?

Sour doe!

How does Bambi cure an upset stomach?

Elka Seltzer!

Bambi is my favourite movie

I’m very fawned of it!

How does Bambi clean his feet?

Hoof paste!

Why did Bambi cross the road?

To prove he wasn’t chicken!

What’s Bambi’s favourite thing to read?


Two reindeers

Why didn’t Bambi go on holidays!

The flights were too deer!

What did Bambi get braces?

He had buck teeth!

What do you call Bambi in outer space?

Star bucks! 

What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?


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