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Beaver Jokes

These funny beaver jokes will leave you wanting gnaw!

You won’t beaver-lieve how funny these beaver jokes are! Sink your teeth into these beaver puns, they’ll leave you wanting gnaw! If you liked these, why not check out our hilarious hedgehog jokes and our squirrly funny squirrel jokes. Or if you’d prefer, we think you’ll have a whale of a time with these whale jokes!

As usual, there’s more to be found at our awesome Beano joke generator!

What does a French beaver call her home?

Ma’Dame!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Beaver! Beaver who?

Be-ver-y quiet, I’m hiding!

Why don’t you ever find beavers at sea?

They don’t have much gnaw-tical experience!

Why did the beaver get in trouble?

Illegal streaming!

Why was the beaver so chill?

He was just going with the flow

What did the river say to the beaver?

Nothing, it just waved!

Why was the beaver too cool for the river?

It was too main stream

How does a beaver get online?

He logs in!

What’s a beaver’s favourite food?

Wood chips!

I keep mistaking beavers for other river mammals

I otter know better!

Where do beavers keep their money?

In the river bank!

What’s a beaver’s favourite rap artist?

Timber-land!

What does beaver chili taste like?

Like a normal chili, but a little otter!

A beaver walks into a bar and says

‘Excuse me, is the bar tender here?’

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It’s been nice gnawing you!

What did the beaver say when it saw it’s home on fire?

Hot dam!

Who is the most popular popstar in the woods?

Justin Beaver!

Why was the little beaver sent to bed early?

Because it had been gnaw-ty!

Scientists are doing a study into why beavers have clocks in their homes.

It’s about dam time!

What did the beaver say to the tree?

A smiling beaver

Nice gnawing you!