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Hedgehog Jokes

If your humour’s prickly sharp, you’ll love these hedgehog jokes!

I bet you don’t know why the hedgehog crossed the road? Find out the unfortunate answer in these hedgehog jokes. They’re prickly sharp! If there a little too close to the hedge, why not check out these owl jokes, they’re a hoot! Then see if your friends will FALL for our autumn jokes or go NUTS about our acorny squirrel jokes. Otherwise, there’s literally thousands of jokes on the jokes page!

What did the toothpick say when it was overtaken by a hedgehog?

Oh no, I missed the bus!

Daughter: Can we make a hedgehog house?

Father (getting into his car): No, but we can make a hedgehog flat!

What do you call a hedgehog that’s lost it prickles?

A mole!

What’s a hedgehogs favourite fruit?

A spineapple!

Kid Hedgehog: Mum, that worm I just finished for tea wasn’t very nice. Mom Hedgehog: I didn’t ask for a review!

Kid Hedgehog: It’s not a review. It’s your end of worm report!

Where do hedgehog wizards go to school?


What did pet hedgehog say before it ran away to the wild?

I want to live life on the hedge!

What do you call a famous hedgehog?


What do you call a hedgehog that doesn’t eat worms?

A hedgetarian

Hedgehogs, eh?

I wish they’d just share the hedge!

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

A smiling hedgehog

To see his flat mate!

What did the hedgehog say to the flamingo?


What is bouncy and spikey?

A hedgehog playing basketball!

What do hedgehogs eat?

Prickled onions!

How do hedgehogs play leapfrog?

Very, very carefully!

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A really long toothbrush!

What is a prickly pear?

Two hedgehogs!

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