14 Butter Jokes and Puns For You To Spread Around
Ghee whizz! We're on a roll with these meltingly-funny butter jokes and puns! We dairy you to find funnier!
Are you looking for laughs? Take a churn on these hilarious butter jokes for the people in your life who like toast and crumpets, pastries, and well... yeah that's everybody, basically. So stop hanging about, grab something tasty and tuck in to these delciously funny butter jokes and one-liners!
If you'd rather some slightly healthier jokes, we've also got some extra fresh fruit jokes, some super healthy vegetable jokes, and even some sushi jokes to have you rolling on the floor!
There's enough jokes there to fill anyone up!
Did you hear about those people trying to ban margarine?
Some men just want to watch the world churn!
Did you hear the rumour about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t have spread it!
Why did the person throw the butter out the window?
To see the butter fly!
Why did the butter break up with the knife?
It kept getting left on bread!
Why did they send the butter to prison?
He was a hardened creaminal!
What do you get when you eat butter, flour, baking powder, sugar and raw eggs?
A stomach cake!
How do you turn butter into clarified butter?
By explaining it!
My friend told me a joke about butter that was so long
I was thinking about shortening it!
I see more and more shops selling really big butter knives
They’re becoming widespread!
Did you hear about the butter that was on a winning streak?
It was on a roll!
I tried margarine for a while
But it churns out I like butter better!
I’ve invented alphabet butter
Now just need to spread the word!
Does butter sink or float?
Neither, Butterflies!
Hot cross buns are way nicer than cereal
They're so much butter!
What do you say to toast that's fallen face down on the floor?
Butter luck next time!
Why did the person throw the butter out the window?
To see the butter fly!
Did you hear the rumour about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t have spread it!
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