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20 Sushi Jokes Which Will Have You Rolling On The Floor!

Here's a buffet of sushi-based hilarity served up, just for you!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  February 22nd 2022

You've had fish jokes, whale jokes and shark jokes. Now feast on these delicious sushi jokes!

Want some more? There’s plenty of jokes in the Beano ocean. Check out these pirate jokes, which arrrrr hilarious...

What's the best kind of pan to make sushi in?


What is a cat’s favorite sushi roll?


Ginger cat grinning

Why did the sushi roll’s guitar sound bad?

They didn’t have a tuna!

Why don’t Wookiees like sushi?

It’s a bit Chewie!

Why did crab never share his sushi?

He was shellfish!

What did the shark say to the plate of sushi?

Pleased to eat you!

A human hand touching the head of a shark

What is a gymnast’s favourite type of sushi?

A forward roll!

Why did the sushi chef get an award?

They always made a rice job of their dishes!

A chef

At what age did the world's greatest sushi chef begin their training?

Tuna half!

What do cats call an aquarium?

A sushi bar!

Two grinning cats on a blue spotted background

What do you call sushi with a tie? 


Why did the duck say bang? 

Because they wanted a firequacker roll!

Mallard duck sitting on a silver plate held by a waiter

I asked my mum to buy me some raw fish for tea…

Sushi did!

What type of sushi is made of sponge cake and jam?

A Swiss roll!

What did the sushi say to the bee? 


A grinning sushi and a black and yellow bee

What car did the successful sushi chef buy?

A Rolls-Rice!

I had to send my sushi back the other day…

They hadn't even cooked it!

Why do lions love sushi?

Because it’s roar!

Aslan the lion

What do you call an expensive sushi? 

A raw deal!

What type of sushi does Lady Gaga like?

Raw raw raw raw raw!