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Camping Jokes

These funny camping jokes are in tents!

These camping jokes are funnier than a scout leader tripping on a guy rope and falling into a fox poo!

If they’re not too in tents, why not check out more of outside puns, we’ve got some summer jokes, funny fungi mushroom jokes and some joakey tree jokes. And of course there’s hundreds more great jokes on the jokes page!

Where does an octopus sleep when he’s camping?

In a tent-acle!

What sort of bike likes camping and hill walks?

A mountain bike!

I told someone they were rubbish at lighting campfires and they got really upset…

I told him he’d got the wrong of the stick!

I finished putting somebody else tent up…

Some guy roped me into it!

I got sacked from my job keeping campers warm in the evening. My boss said:

“You’re fired wood”

I slept like a log last night…

and woke up on the campfire!

What did the camper realise when he burnt his canoe to keep warm?

You can’t have your kayak AND heat it.

Ranger: What do you do if you see grizzly bear in the woods? Camper: I’ll run away and climb a tree…

Ranger: What!? You’ll climb a tree with a bear behind?

If you wake up in the night and you can see the North Star, what does it mean?

Someone’s stolen your tent!

I went to buy a camouflage tent the other day…

I couldn’t find any!

Why can’t you run through a campsite?

Because you can only ‘ran’ because it’s past tents.

If you have five tents in your wheelbarrow and someone adds three more tents, what do you have?

A large wheelbarrow

Can a moose jump higher than the average tent?

Of course, tents can’t jump.

What’s green and goes to a summer camp?

A Brussels Scout!

What do fungi enjoy around a campfire?

mushroom jokes

S’pores!

What do pandas pack for camping trips?

The bear necessities!

Adele might set fire to rain…

But SpongeBob can make a campfire under water!

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of wigwams!

The problem is you’re too tents!