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23 Campsite Jokes To Pitch To Your Pals

These campsite jokes are in tents! Check out these funny campsite jokes and have a laugh!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:Β  May 15th 2023

These campsite jokes are sure to have you RIYSBL! (Rolling In Your Sleeping Bag Laughing). Check out these funny jokes all about camping and see which one is your fave! And if you liked these, check out more excellent jokes about the outdoors with these mountain jokes! Maybe you fancy these gardening jokes? You might even enjoy these silly spring jokes! And there's even more hilarity on our main jokes hub!

Why are elephants always ready for camping?

They always have a trunk!

Why did the camp warden quit his job?

It was too in tents!

How do you get online when you're camping in the woods?

You log in!

What does a bear call someone in a sleeping bag?

A wrap!

Why did the robot go camping?

To recharge his batteries!

What's it called when you look at tents?

A camp site!

Why should you always go camping in the woods?

You'll sleep like a log!

Why was the burglar hiding in the campsite

He had criminal in-tent!

I tried to buy a camouflage tent the other day...

But I couldn't find any!

I didn't want to go camping...

But a guy roped me into it!

I get nostalgic about the camping trips we had as children...

I'm living in the past tents!

I went camping with some dolphins

It was fun, for all in tents and porpoises!

What's another name for a sleeping bag?

A nap sack!

Why can you ran, not run through a campsite?

Because its past tents!

What's green and loves camping?

A boy sprout!

Do you like hearing campsite food jokes?

I've got plenty s'more!

What should you bring to go camping in the woods?

Just the bear essentials!

Would you like to go camping with some llamas?

Alpaca my tent!

Why don't mummies like going camping?

They're afraid to unwind!

What do people say about campfires?

They give them glowing reviews!

Where do sharks go camping?


What do frogs wear to go camping?

Open toad shoes!

What's brown, hairy and sleeps in a tent?

A coconut on holiday!