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50 Spring Jokes That Are Blooming Marvellous!

Had enough of winter? Then spring into the season with this blooming marvellous selection of springtime jokes!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  April 12th 2023

Is it that time of year again! The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, and the sun is sort of there - that means it's springtime! This slightly warmer season is a time of renewal and rebirth, where everything comes back to life after a cold, sometimes miserable winter.

One of the best things about spring is the weather. The days get longer and warmer, which means more time to play outside! It's a good time break out your bikes and scooters, or have a kick around in the park. It's the perfect time for a spot of kite-flying, too! But that really depends on whether it's windy or not. Otherwise you're just holding a square of material on a hill.

And let's not forget about the flowers! Daffodils, tulips, and cherry blossoms are just a few of the beautiful blooms that pop up during spring. They add a pop of colour to the world after a long, grey winter.

But spring isn't just about fun in the sun and pretty flowers. It's also a time for growth and new beginnings. The trees start to bud, animals come out of hibernation, and we get a chance to start fresh. It's the perfect opportunity to set new goals and make positive changes in our lives.

So get ready to hop into spring with a smile on your face and a skip in your step. And to help you on your way, here's a massive list of sensational springtime snickers! So get ready for some comic re-leaf!

Should you need even MORE seasonal smiles, we've also got Easter jokes, Egg jokes and a barrage of brilliant bunny jokes in the Beano Joke Generator!

Where do lambs have a wash?

In a baa-th!

Should you plant flowers in April?

May as well!

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A candy baaaa!

Name a bow that you can’t tie in a knot!

A rainbow!

Which month can’t make a decision?


A person thinking about spelling

What did the cheerful sailor say in April?

Seas the day!

A sailor with a Christmas hat on

How can you tell the weather’s getting nicer?

When there’s a spring in people’s step!

Where do lambs go on a spring day out?


When's the best time to give your Slinky a wipe? 

During spring cleaning!

When is it difficult to sell flowers?

When you haven’t botany!

What do you get when you push a bunch of Easter eggs down a hill?

Spring rolls!

What is a king's least favourite kind of weather?


What flower does everyone have on their face?


Why did the man try to fix his bed? 

He heard there was a spring break!

It’s hayfever season already?

You’ve got to be pollen my leg!

Why is the letter A like a flower? 

A bee comes after it!

What do you call a lamb that does karate?

Lamb chop!

What season is best to bounce on a trampoline?


What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

Which monster plays April Fool’s jokes?


Frankenstein's Monster goes trick or treating

What flower did the boy to give to his mum on Mother’s Day?

A son-flower!

Why are flowers so cheerful in the spring?

They have new buds!

Funny jokes
Funny jokes

Where do lambs watch funny videos?


How did the lamb get to sleep?

They counted their friends!

Why couldn’t the flower go on its bike?

It lost its petals!

What kind of music do flowers like?

Heavy petal!

Guitar Jokes

How do bees brush their hair?

With a honeycomb!

A honey bee sitting on a violet flower

Why was the florist smiling?

Business was blooming!

Flower Jokes
Flower Jokes

Why did the bedbug buy a cot?

They were having babies in the spring!

Does February march?

No, but April may!

A person marking important dates on their wall calendar

What did the tree say to the spring flowers?

It's a re-LEAF to see you!

Laughing crying emoji

What do you call a baby chick in a shell suit?

An egg!

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Lots of EGG-xercise!

What do you call an egg who likes to prank?

A practical YOLKer!

My Christmas fat has gone...

Now I have spring rolls!

What did the field say to the tree?

You've really grown on me!

A smiling tree

Why was the Easter Bunny upset?

She was having a bad HARE day!

What do you call it when it rains monkeys?

APE-ril showers!

What goes up when spring showers come down?


What did the worm say to her son?

Where on EARTH have you been?!

Why are Easter egg jokes so funny?

Because they crack you up!

Which flowers like kissing the most?


What does the flower call his best friend?


What do giraffes love in springtime?


What's a trampoline's favourite season?


What did the daffodils say when the daisy cried?

Get CLOVER it!

What do you call a half-price bunch of daffodils?

A daffoDEAL!

What did the spring onions call their hip hop band?

The Little Rap Scallions!

What do you call a pogo stick made of veg?

A spring onion!

What's invisible and smells of carrots?

Rabbit farts!