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20 Mountain Jokes That You Can't Alp Laughing At!

Check out this high-level range of hill-arious mountain jokes!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  December 10th 2021

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Which mountain range is full of fruit trees?

The Apple-achians!

You don't have to be a geographer to laugh at mountain jokes

...But it Alps!

How do mountain climbers greet each other?


What is blue, white and can't climb mountains?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket!

Sometimes I forget how beautiful the mountains are.

I always take them for granite!

Why are mountains always tired?

Because they Neverest!

Did you hear that story about the biggest mountain in the world?

I couldn't get over it!

Why do pirates avoid mountain roads?


What’s the smartest mountain in the world?

Mount Cleverest!

What do fashionable mountains wear when it’s cold?

An ice cap!

What do you call a giant hill made of kittens?

A meow-tain!

What's was the mountain's favourite book?

Climb and punishment!

You should dress up warm in the Andes.

That place is Chile!

What world-famous rock group has four guys that don’t even sing?

Mount Rushmore!

Mountains aren't funny...

They're hill-areas!

Where does a mountain climber keep his plane?

In a cliff-hangar!

How does a fox get down a snowy mountain?

They sly-de!

What do you call a goat on a mountain?

A Hillbilly!

How do mountains see?

They peak!

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How do mountains hear things?

With mountaineers!