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Why did the ant go “1…2…3…4…”?
Because it’s the little things in life that count!
Did you hear about the man who farted in a lift?
It was wrong on so many levels!
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead!
Why did the clown get turned down for a mortgage?
He couldn’t afford the CLOWN payments! (plus he was a clown)
Times New Roman and Comic Sans walk into a bar
‘Get out!’ says the barman ‘We don’t serve your type here!’
My grandpa’s last words were “Pints! Gallons! Litres!”
That spoke volumes!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was social distancing!
What looks like half a sausage?
The other half!
Why can’t Bigfoot touch his toes?
Because he doesn’t exist!
What did the skeleton say to the barman?
I’ll have a drink and a mop!
What’s the difference between a one humped camel and a two humped camel?
Why did the giraffe look ridiculous?
Because it was a giraffe!
What did the potato say to the chip?
“For goodness sake, put some clothes on!”
What did the farmer say to the cow when it wouldn’t go to sleep?
It’s pasture bedtime!
Did you hear the jokes about the fungus?
You wont like it, but it might grow on you!
I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday.
Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible!
What’s a foot long and slippery?
How does a Dalek keep its skin soft?
My favourite teacher at school was Mrs. Turtle
Strange name but she TORTOISE well!
Do you know why I stay up late on weekends?
Because sleep is for the week!