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Cheetah Jokes

Looking for the fastest jokes with four legs? See if you can keep up with these quickfire creature wisecracks!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:Β  November 28th 2021

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Cheetahs don't play golf.

But a Tiger would!

What time is it when a cheetah takes your hat?

Time to get a new hat!

What's a cheetahs favourite colour?


Why can't you trust a big cat?

If they tell you they're not a Cheetah, they could still be Lion!

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining cheetahs and wolves!

How did the cheetah greet the gazelle?

Pleased to eat you!

Why can't cheetahs escape from the zoo?

Because they're always spotted!

What's a cheetah's favourite day of the week?


Why do cheetahs eat raw meat?

Because they don't know how to cook!

What does the religious cheetah say before going hunting?

Let us prey!

What's spotted and goes round and round?

A cheetah in a revolving door!

What do you get if you cross a cheetah and a sheep?

A polka-dot sweater!

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a snowman?


What's the difference between a cheetah and a lion ?

A cheetah has the mane part missing!

What do you get if you cross a cheetah with a dog?

A terrified postman!

What do you call a cheetah with a photocopier?

A copycat!

Why don't leopards play cards in the Savannah?

Because of all the cheetahs!

I can’t remember if I had a cheetah or a leopard when I was a kid.

My memory is kind of spotty!

Why don’t other animals play games with leopards?

Because they think they're cheetahs!

What do you get if you cross a cheetah with a burger?

Fast food!

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