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20 Coconut Jokes Which Will Crack You Up!

Step right up and check out these awesome coconut jokes! Don't be shy!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  December 30th 2021

They might not look delicious, but coconuts are one of the greatest treats to fall from a tree. They're full of milk and white fruit stuff, which is basically the inside of a Bounty bar. Plus, you can throw things at coconuts, too, and win a prize at the fair. Very versatile!

We've collected the best coconut-based jokes on one page and when you're finished laughing your socks off, why not have a look at our lemon jokes, cucumber jokes and lettuce jokes. All very healthy laughs!

What’s the difference between one parrot and two?

One parrot can’t carry a coconut… but toucan!

Why did the coconut not enjoy their visit to the fairground?

People queued up to throw balls at them!

Two coconuts are walking down the road...

One says, 'Can you hear a horse?'

What's a space coconut's favourite chocolate bar?

A Milky Way!

What's the easiest way to catch a chimp?

Climb up a tree and pretend to be a coconut!

A chimp in a tree

Why could the coconut not tell a joke properly?

He kept cracking himself up!

Onions isn't the only food that can make you cry...

Have you ever dropped a coconut on your foot?

Why didn't the coconut go to the ballet? 

They were afraid of the Nutcracker!

What do you call people who love hot chocolate?

Cocoa nuts!

Why did the coconut give up running the race?

They ran out of juice!

What do you call a coconut which doesn't say much and doesn't join in?

A coconut shy!

Did you hear about the person who could predict the future by looking at a coconut tree?

He’s a palm reader!

What do you call someone who searches for chocolate-covered coconut?

A Bounty hunter!

What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? 

A coconut on its summer holiday! 

What do you call a nut that goes into space?

A coco-naut!

Where does coconut milk come from?

Coconut cows!

What did one coconut say to the other?

Oh, wow! A talking coconut!

I bought coconut shampoo, then I realised...

I don't even have a coconut!

What do you call a coconut after it's been smashed in two?

A broke-onut!

What's in the middle of a coconut?

The letter 'o'!