Cross the Road Jokes!

Check out these cross the road jokes for pure poultry in motion!

Why did the cross the road joke cross the road? For hilarity reasons!

Time to kick back and enjoy some yuks with this jovial joke junction of roadside funnies! If your sides are in search of further splitting, be sure to check out our chucklesome chicken jokes and our hilarious knock knock jokes!

Why did the clown cross the road?

To retrieve his rubber chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was social distancing!

Why did the giraffe cross the road?

He couldn't fit under the bridge!

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the Body Shop!

Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?

To get to the other slide!

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam!

Why did the Cyberman cross the road?

To upgrade the person on the other side!

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station!

Why didn't the zombie cross the road?

They didn't have the guts!

Why did the turkey cross the road?

It was Thanksgiving Day, and it wanted people to think it was a chicken!

Why did the droid cross the road?

Because it was programmed by a chicken!

Why did the duck cross the road?

Because there was a quack in the sidewalk!

Why did Scooby Doo cross the road?

To get to the barking lot!

Why didn’t the donkey cross the road?

Because he saw what happened to the zebra!

Why did the cow cross the road?

To watch a moo-vie!

Why did the cow cross the road?

To listen to the moo-sician!

Why did the crisp cross the road?

It was a walker!

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the moo-seum!

Why did the sheep cross the road?

He really wanted a chocolate baaaaa!

Why did the Creeper cross the road?

To get to the other ssssside!

Why didn't the Enderman cross the road?

Because he teleported instead!

Why didn't the toilet roll make it across the road?

It got stuck in the crack!

Why did the octopus cross the road?

To get to the other tide!

Why didn't Luke cross the road?

He got a ticket for Skywalking!

Why did Rudolph cross the road?

Because he was tied to the chicken!

Why did the turkey cross the road?

He wasn't chicken!

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to The Body Shop!

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side!

Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?

They were following Draco.

Why did Voldemort cross the road?

Because Harry Potter couldn't stop him!

Why did the Death Eater cross the road?

Because the Dark Lord ordered it!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens hadn't evolved yet!

Why did the T-rex cross the road?

To eat the chicken on the other side!

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