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Darth Vader Jokes

Take a walk on the dark side with these hilarious Darth Vader jokes! May the farce be with you!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:ย  January 11th 2022

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Why doesn't Darth Vader eat Wookies?

They're too Chewie!

What do you call Darth Vader playing a keyboard?

A synth Lord!

Did you hear about the lifesize statue of Darth Vader?

It's a mannequin Skywalker!

Why could Darth Vader never find love?

He looked in Alderaan places!

What's Darth Vader's least favourite temperature?

Luke warm!

How does Darth Vader travel up and down in buildings?

In ele-vaders!

What does Darth Vader check when he wants to know something?


After Star Wars, what's Darth Vader's favourite movie?

Vaders of the Lost Ark!

Darth Vader's outfit was so expensive

It cost him an arm and a leg!

Why did Darth Vader cross the road?

To get to the dark side!

What's Darth Vader's businessman cousin called?

Tax E. Vader!

Why doesn't Darth Vader use the metric system?

He prefers Imperial!

What's Darth Vader's favourite Xmas carol?

Darth! The herald angels sing!

Why did Darth Vader visit every guitar shop in the galaxy?

He needed to find the rebel bass!

How does Darth Vader enjoy his Christmas turkey?

On the dark side!

Christmas Dinner Jokes

What is Darth Vader's favourite fruit?

Ba-na-na-nas, ba-nanas, ba-nanas!

Who does Princess Leia's hair?

Darth Braider!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for his birthday?

He felt his presents!

Who would serve you in a Star Wars themed restaurant?

Darth Waiter!

What do you get if you cross Darth Vader with a toad?

Star Warts!