Donkey Jokes

The best donkey jokes ever! Find funny jokes about donkeys here.

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Get hee-hawing with our funny jokes about donkeys, and then move on to our funny animal jokes, horse jokes, or chuckle along to our chicken jokes.

Why didn’t the donkey cross the road?

Because he saw what happened to the zebra!

When's there a problem with a donkey that will go twenty miles without stopping?

When you only live five miles from home!

What's the hardest key to turn?

A donkey!

What do you call a country populated entirely by donkeys?

An assassination!

What’s a donkey’s favourite TV programme?

Bray Watch!

What is a donkey’s favourite party game?

Pin the tail on the human!

What do you call a donkey in a playground?

Ee-aw, Marjorie Daw!

What does the word 'asset' mean?

A young donkey!

What do you call a donkey with three legs?

A wonkey!

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