These donkey jokes are real assets to our joke collection!
Why didn’t the donkey cross the road?
Because he saw what happened to the zebra!
When's there a problem with a donkey that will go twenty miles without stopping?
When you only live five miles from home!
What's the hardest key to turn?
What do you call a country populated entirely by donkeys?
What’s a donkey’s favourite TV programme?
What is a donkey’s favourite party game?
Pin the tail on the human!
What do you call a donkey in a playground?
Ee-aw, Marjorie Daw!
What does the word 'asset' mean?
A young donkey!
What do you call a donkey with three legs?