Donkey Jokes

The best donkey jokes ever!

These donkey jokes are real assets to our joke collection!

Get hee-hawing with our funny jokes about donkeys, and then move on to our funny animal jokes, horse jokes, or chuckle along to our chicken jokes.

When's there a problem with a donkey that will go twenty miles without stopping?

When you only live five miles from home!

What's the hardest key to turn?

A donkey!

What do you call a country populated entirely by donkeys?

An assassination!

What’s a donkey’s favourite TV programme?

Bray Watch!

What is a donkey’s favourite party game?

Pin the tail on the human!

What do you call a donkey in a playground?

Ee-aw, Marjorie Daw!

What does the word 'asset' mean?

A young donkey!

What do you call a donkey with three legs?

A wonkey!

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