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10 Donkey Jokes That Will Hoof You In Stitches

The best donkey jokes ever! Find funny jokes about donkeys here.

Last Updated:  October 11th 2021
First Published:  May 20th 2019

These donkey jokes are real assets to our joke collection!

Get hee-hawing with our funny jokes about donkeys, and then move on to our funny animal jokes, horse jokes, or chuckle along to our chicken jokes.

What's the difference between a teeter totter on a farm and a donkey's grandpa?

A laughing red apple in front of a cloudy and blue sky background

One's a yee haw seesaw and the other’s a hee haw peepaw!

Why was the donkey annoying his pal?

April Fools jokes

It was April Mules' Day!

Why didn’t the donkey cross the road?

Because he saw what happened to the zebra!

When's there a problem with a donkey that will go twenty miles without stopping?

When you only live five miles from home!

What's the hardest key to turn?

A donkey!

What do you call a country populated entirely by donkeys?

An assassination!

What’s a donkey’s favourite TV programme?

Bray Watch!

What is a donkey’s favourite party game?

Pin the tail on the human!

What do you call a donkey in a playground?

Ee-aw, Marjorie Daw!

What do you call a donkey with three legs?

A wonkey!

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