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30 Best Dream Jokes & Puns for Kids!

Find out what sweet dreams are really made of with these side-splittingly sleepy dream jokes! You'll have to pinch yourself!

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Beano Team
Last Updated:  September 14th 2022

Ever wake up giggling but you don't know why*? It was probably one of these hilarious jokes about dreaming! And if you're looking for more puns and jokes from the land of Nod you're in the right place - in fact these dream jokes will have you on Cloud Nine! So get comfy and turn out the lights, because we're about to find out how pizzas dream, what happens when you dream about marshmallows, and what really happened to the guy with the huge forehead!

If you're looking for some less... snoozy jokes, you should check out these moon jokes, these morning jokes - or for something a bit different - these hedgehog jokes!

*No, us neither

What kind of dreams do hotels have?

Suite dreams!

In last night's dream I ate a huge marshmallow

When I woke up my pillow was gone!

Did you hear about the guy with a huge forehead?

He dreamt in 4K!

I slept like a log last night...

…I woke up in the fireplace!

Last night I had a dream about fishing rods

Turns out it wasn't reel!

I had a dream about owning a house

It was surreal estate!

I had a dream I was driving a racecar last night...

I was fast, asleep!

I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram...

I was like, 0mg!

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

Who am I to dissabrie?

I had a dream that I attended a college for hippos

It was in the hippo campus!

I have decided to pursue my dreams…

…good night!

I dreamt I was making pancakes whilst driving along a twisty road

I tossed and turned all night!

A pizza had a bad dream...

It was a night marinara!

A pizza slice and a Bulgarian flag

I'd tell you about my dream about a Lion, a Witch and a Wardrobe

But it’s Narnia business!

I dreamt someone was shouting “On your marks… Get Set…”

I woke with a start!

A cheetah on a badminton court

I dreamt I saw a coluor I've never saw before

But it was just a pigment of my imagination!

Doc, I'm having strange dreams that I’m either a teepee or a wigwam

Relax, you're two tents!

A wise man once told me to never give up on my dreams

That's why I keep sleeping!

I wanted to be an astronaut but my dad crushed my dreams

He'd always say "For you, the sky's the limit!

I dreamt I wrote the Hobbit last night

I was Tolkien in my sleep!

I asked a genie to make me my enemy's worst nightmare

He turned me into a nocturnal horse that helps people!

A guy I know was paid to sleep

It was his dream job!

An alarm clock

Last night I dreamt I was a car muffler

I woke up exhausted!

I had a nightmare last night that I was stuck inside a snow globe

It really shook me up!

I just had a bad dream about Mexican food

I don't want to taco 'bout it!

Why would you put chocolate under your pillow?

To have sweet dreams!

A Milky Way chocolate bar in space

I once had a terrifying dream about insomnia

Haven't slept since!

What kind of horses have scary dreams?

Night mares!

Last night I dreamt I was swimming in orange soda.

It was just a Fanta sea!

What happens to a biscuit when its asleep?

It has custard dreams!