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12 Easter Egg Jokes To Crack You Up!

Looking for a some egg-cellent yolks and puns? You'll have a shell of a time with these top 10 Easter Egg jokes!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  March 18th 2024

These egg-ceptional Easter jokes are very bunny indeed! If you're on the hunt for more Easter-y jokes to put a spring in your step, try these rabbit jokes that'll have you hopping with laughter! Or even these chocolate jokes that are choc full of chortles! And don't forget these bright and sunny springtime jokes that are blooming marvellous!

Phew! And it's still only April - there's a whole year of these to get through yet! Ok - let's get cracking on these Easter Egg jokes, then!

How many Easter eggs can you fit in an empty basket?

One... then it won't be empty anymore!

Why does the Easter Bunny have such good skin?

He eggs-foliates!

Easter Bunny puns

What do you call a zen Easter egg?

An ommmmmmlette!

What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?

An egg-straterrestrial!

Where do Easter eggs come from?

Eggplants!

A pineapple and a three colour background

Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?

In case it cracks up!

Why couldn't the Easter egg sleep?

It was too egg-cited!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

How can you find the Easter Bunny on a map? 

Eggs marks the spot!

What do Easter eggs drink at breakfast time?

Eggs-presso!

Why did the Easter egg get booed off the comedy stage?

All their yolks were bad!

Where's the best place to learn bout Easter eggs?

The hen-cyclopedia!