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20 Elton John Jokes That Are A Little Bit Funny!

We hope you don't mind these fantastically punny jokes about Sir Elton John!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  June 3rd 2024

Sir Elton has been making music since the sixties, and he's still going strong! Whether you're a fan, or your parents (or grandparents!) always play his music in the car, you're bound to find something to giggle at with these jokes! Stick around for more musical jokes, too - we've got some belters about Ed Sheeran, Olivia Rodrigo, and Dua Lipa!

I’m going to tell some Elton John jokes…

I hope you don’t mind!

Not many people can pull off the Elton John look…

But I think I could rock it, man!

Why don’t Elton John songs have a copyright?

So you can tell everybody this is your song!

What do you call Elton John when he sits too close to the fire?

Meltin’ John!

What’s a breakfast’s favourite Elton John song?

“Don’t Go Bacon My Heart!”

I told Elton John my favourite throat sweets were Soothers…

He said he’s more of a Locket man!

What did Elton John say when he was unhappy with his plane seat?

“Take Me To The Pilot!”

What is a cheese’s favourite Elton John song?

I’m Stilton Standing!

What’s name of Elton John’s new song about a reindeer with stunted growth?

“Tiny Prancer!”

Why does Elton John have trouble ordering coffee?

Soya seems to be the hardest word!

Did you know that Elton John can play the piano by ear?

I think playing it with his hands would be easier!

Why did Elton John go to Radio City Music Hall?

He wanted to be a Rockette Man!

What did Elton John say when he replaced his old jeans with new designer ones?

“Goodbye, normal jeans!”

What did Elton John say when he met his favourite American actor?

“Hold me closer, Tony Danza!”

Why does Elton John always wear sunglasses?

It’s a little bit sunny!

What is a plate of pasta’s favourite Elton John song?

Penne and the Jets!

Why doesn’t Elton John eat lettuce?

He’s a Rocket Man!

Did you hear about the man who got thrown in jail for singing too much Elton John?

I don’t know when he’ll get out, but I think it’s gonna be a long, long time!

I couldn’t find a seat at the new Elton John concert…

I’m still standing!

Did you hear that Elton John has a treadmill for his pet dwarf rabbit?

It’s a little fit bunny!