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20 Emoji Jokes To Make You Cry-Laugh!

This jokes will have you laughing, smiling, crying, yelling, and every other good emotion there is!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  September 8th 2023

Who doesn't love emojis? If you're guilty of spamming the group chat with too many fire emojis, you're bound to have a cry-laugh here! Dazzle your friends with these amazing emoji jokes - don't get emoji-nal with laughter, now! And we've got more jokes when you're done! Have a laugh at ladders, snigger at swans, and chortle at carpets!

What do you call a convention for people who use too many emojis?

An emoti-con!

What do you call a symbol you see in your sleep?

A dream-oji!

What do skydivers send each other?


What do you call a scary symbol?

A scream-oji!

What’s an emoji’s favourite musical note?


What’s orange and sounds like the parrot emoji?

The carrot emoji!

A thief stole all the emojis on my phone…

I don’t know how I feel about it!

What do you call an environmentally friendly smiley face?

An e-moji!

What do you call a criminal who loves emojis?

An emoti-con!

How to be cool: A) Add the sunglasses emoji…


I went a theme park ride covered in emojis…

It was a rollercoaster of emotions!

If you have an iPhone, you shouldn’t bother sending your Android friends a meteor emoji…

It just won’t have the same impact!

What do insects like to send each other?


What is a happy Australian’s favourite emoji?

The upside-down smiley!

I really hope the next iPhone update includes more jack-o-lantern emojis…

But I don’t want to count my pumpkins before they patch!

Why do drummers love sending emojis?

They’re great at hitting the symbols!

What do you call a goth symbol?

An emo-ji!

Why did the smiley emoji drop the nose?

It was too negative!

What do cows add to their texts?


What emoji do spiders use when they’re happy?