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11 Funny English Jokes For Kids

Take our word for it, these funny English jokes are top of their class! Check them out for funny English puns!

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Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:ย  December 16th 2022

These English jokes are puntastic! And if you like these, what about these laugh out loud Latin jokes? Or maybe you're in the mood for geometry jokes? Or for something different, check out these funny Frozen jokes! And of course, there's loads more laughs and lols on our main jokes hub!

How do you comfort a grammar snob?

They're, there, their

Why was Shakespeare confused about pencils?

He wasn't sure which to use - 2B or not 2B?

Which dinosaur knows the most words?

A thesaurus!

What do you call Santa's little helpers?

Subordinate Clauses!

I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet...

I don't know y!

Why shouldn't you hang out with apostrophes?

They're too possessive!

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar...

It was tense!

Name two pronouns!

Who, me?

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

Short!

What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws. The other is a pause at the end of a clause!