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20 Flowers Jokes Which Are Blooming Funny

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How does a flower get a boat across a lake?

It rose!

If I could only smell two things, I’d pick roses and violets.

But that’s just my 2 scents!

What do you get if you cross a sheep dog with a daisy?

A collie-flower!

What do you call a half price bunch of daffodils?

A daffodeal!

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

A laughing green frog

Lily!

What does a door-to-door flower seller do?

Petal their wares!

What did the flower say to his mum when he gave her a gift?

I hope thistle cheer you up!

How do two flowers greet each other?

Hey bud, how’s it growing?

What did the flower say after he told a joke?

I’m just pollen your leg!

I bought my mum the wrong flowers…

Oopsie daisy!

Why is a flower like the letter A?

Because a bee goes after it!

You can’t plant flowers…

…If you haven’t botany!

What type of flower grows on the surface of the sun?

An ultra-violet!

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

cycling jokes

Bicycle petals!

What type of flower does everyone own?

Biology jokes

Two-lips!

What’s a frog’s favourite flower?

A croakus!

What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey!

Why are flowers never lonely?

Because of their little bud-dies!

What flower grows on your face?

Tulips!

What flowers make a really bad gift?

Cauliflowers!