55 WhatsApp Jokes Worth Sharing!
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HILARITY!
What did WhatsApp order at the chicken shop?
Wing! Wing!
Why didn’t the skeleton use WhatsApp?
They had no body to message!
What app does Harry Kane use to improve his accuracy?
ShotsApp!
What did WhatsApp say to begin the race?
On your marks, handset, go!
Is WhatsApp the best way to contact your friends?
Per-apps!
What's the most cheerful app?
WhatsAppy!
How do you know when a bee is using WhatsApp to message you?
Your phone keeps buzzing!
If you say LOL out loud rather than just smiling, what does it mean?
You use WhatsApp too much!
What did the phone say after having a pizza?
That was WhatsApp-solutely delicious!
What happens when you leave WhatsApp in the cold?
It freezes!
Why did WhatsApp go to the doctor?
It had a bug!
What do you call a messaging service that's just been asleep?
WhatsNap!
How does a small dog message their pals?
WhatsYap!
How do rabbits arrange to meet each other?
By using WhatsHop!
What do trees use to chat with their friends?
What sap!
Why was the WhatsApp user wearing glasses?
They couldn't find their contacts!
How does a lobster reply to a WhatsApp?
Shell-o!
What fruit can send messages?
WhatsApp-le!
Why didn't the phone eat all its lunch?
It lost its WhatsApp-etite!
How do you send a WhatsApp about The Legend of Zelda?
Send a Link!
What does a baby WhatsApp call their father?
Data!
How did WhatsApp propose to their partner?
With a ring!
What do skydivers send each other on WhatsApp?
Extreme-ojis!
What do insects like to send each other on WhatsApp?
Bee-mojis!
What is WhatsApp's favourite musical note?
Emo-G major!
What do you call a scary symbol on WhatsApp?
A scream-oji!
I named my boat WhatsApp...
It started syncing!
What did the cat say when using their WhatsApp to call?
Can you hear meow?
Why did the Hobbit set his WhatsApp notifications off?
He was afraid the ring would give him away!
Why did WhatsApp go to the optician?
It needed some contacts!
What would a crab do with WhatsApp?
Send shellfies!
What did one phone say to the other?
Hey, WhatsApp!
I deleted my German friend from my WhatsApp...
Now I'm Hans free!
What do you call a texting app with a cold?
Snotsapp!
We’ll, we’ll, we’ll…
If it isn't autocorrect!
What is not WhatsApp?
NotsApp.
What app do monkeys use in the jungle?
WhatsApe!
Why was the drummer told to stop using emojis on WhatsApp?
He kept hitting the SYMBOLS!
Why did the man stop using WhatsApp?
It was time to GIF it a rest!
What message did Bugs Bunny send to Elmer Fudd?
WhatsApp doc!
How do trees communicate?
WhatSAPP!
What did the mountain climber’s last WhatsApp message say?
LAST SEEN heading for the summit!
What did Messenger say to WhatsApp?
You make me ‘APPY!
What is Whatsapp’s favourite fruit?
WhatsAPPLES!
Why was WhatsApp deleted from the phone?
It was unAPPreciated!
How did the smartphone fairytale begin?
WhatsAppon-a-time!
Broke up with my girlfriend Ruth via WhatsApp this morning…
I'm ruthless!
Why was the WhatsApp message sent home from school?
He had two ticks!
What letter do pirates use the most on WhatsApp?
RRRRRR!
Who was the ghost WhatsApping?
His GHOUL-friend!
What dinosaur uses WhatsApp?
Tyrannosaurus Text!
What message did the flower WhatsApp to his little brother?
Hey bud!
What message did Sherlock Holmes send?
Elementary, my dear WhatsApp!
Did you hear that Facebook bought WhatsApp for $19 billion?
They could've just got it for free on the app store!
What do cows use in WhatsApp messages?
Emooojis!
