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24 iPhone Jokes Which Call For Your Attention

Siri... show me Beano's hilarious collection of iPhone jokes!

Beano Jokes Team
Last Updated:  November 12th 2021

Get hooked on Beano's collection of knee slapping, giggle inducing iPhone jokes! 

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What sort of phones do Adam and Eve have?


What would a crab do with a iPhone?


What do you call it when an apple user looks you in the eye?


eye jokes

Why should you never fart in an apple store?

They don't have Windows!

What do you get if you put your phone in the fridge?

Cool music!

What do you call a Scottish iPhone?

An ayePhone!

What do you call a broken iPhone?

A dead wringer!

What did the iPhone salesman say to the customer?

It's my way or the Huawei!

What do you call someone who has seen an iPhone being stolen?

An iWitness!

What do you call a blind iPhone?

A Phone!

What kind of phone does Serena Williams own?

An iPhone 10S!

What should you call an iPhone charger?

Apple juice!

I named my iPhone Boat...

It's now syncing!

Why do thieves prefer to steal Android phones over iPhones?

Because they like to Hangout and not FaceTime!

I told my friend to download Reddit on their iPhone...

They wont regreddit!

My friends got married in an apple store...

The ceremony dragged but the reception was amazing!

Why did the Hobbit set his iphone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away!

Why did the iPhone go to the optician?

It needed contacts!

What do iPhones eat for breakfast?


What did the cat say when using their iPhone?

Can you hear meow?

My iPhone screen went black but I can still hear my ringtone and answer phone calls...

It's just an earPhone now!

What happens if you put an iPhone in a blender?

You get apple juice!

What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?

Dead Siri-ous

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