Giraffe Jokes!

Is making you laugh a tall order? Have a daft laugh with these funny giraffe jokes!

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Why did the giraffe come top of the class?

She was head and shoulders above her classmates!

Why don't giraffes wear scarfs?

There's not enough wool to knit one!

Did you hear about the race between the ostrich and the giraffe?

It was neck and neck!

Why don't giraffes play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

What's a giraffe's favourite fruit?

Neck-terines!

Why did it take the giraffe so long to say sorry?

It took him a long time to swallow his pride!

What do you call a giraffe with a short neck?

A camel!

What do giraffes get when they go to the supermarket?

Neck-ter points!

Why isn't the giraffe the king of the jungle?

Because he can't fit on the throne!

Why wasn't the giraffe paying attention?

She had her head in the clouds!

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet smell!

What did Dracula say to the giraffe

I think I'm going to need a straw!

What's green and hangs from trees?

Giraffe snot!

What's tall and has 8 legs?

Two giraffes!

Why did the giraffe cross the road?

He couldn't fit under the bridge!

Why do giraffes make bad pets?

They are too high maintenance!

Have you heard the joke about the giraffe?

It's a long one!

What's the saddest thing about being a giraffe?

You can never smell your own farts!

Why are giraffes legs so long?

So they can reach the ground!

Why did the giraffe fire the flamingo?

They didn't see eye-to-eye!

What did the Giraffe say after his meal?

“What’s for Girafters?”

A giraffe walks into a bar. Barman says -

"Why the long neck?"

What did the crocodile say to the giraffe?

"I've always looked up to you!"

What did the waiter say to the giraffe?

"That's a tall order!"

What did the Giraffe say to his friend?

“I’m always sticking my neck out for you!”

How did the giraffe escape the deserted island?

On a Giraft!

What does a giraffe call a drainpipe?

A neck brace!

Why does the the joke-writer cry?

He’s Savannah hard time thinking up giraffe jokes!

What's wooly and 15 metres long?

A giraffe scarf!

Why did the giraffe look ridiculous?

Because it was a giraffe!

What's better than a quarter giraffe?

'Arf a giraffe!

What happened to the giraffe when he watched a sad film?

He got fifteen lumps in his throat!

What do giraffes do at Christmas time?

Neck the halls!

What did the giraffe wear to the fancy party?

Ten bow ties!

What do giraffes love in springtime?

Giraffodils!

What does a vampire call a giraffe?

Breakfast, lunch and dinner!

How does a giraffe win a race?

At breakneck speed!

Why was the giraffe late for work?

Because there was a giraffic jam!

What has four legs and is bubbly?

A giraffe in a bath!

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A really long toothbrush!

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