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22 of the Greatest Goat Jokes of All Time

Looking for some funny goat jokes? These are the Greatest Of All Time – BAAA none!

Last Updated:  October 11th 2021
First Published:  May 8th 2020

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What do you call a goat that can swim really fast?

A quizzical looking goat in front of a purple background

A motor goat!

A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff...


What did the bored goat say?


What did the goat say when it pranked the cow?

A laughing emoji and giggling red apple

Just kidding!

How do you stop a goat from charging?

You unplug it!

What do you call a goat that likes cleaning?

A room-BAAA!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a goat?

A slice of pizza cry laughing

A hare in your milk!

What do you call a goat that likes country music?

Billy Ray Cyrus!

What do you call a goat that knows martial arts?

The Karate Kid!

What do you call a goat that works in a chip shop?

A battering ram!

What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?

Britain’s Goat Talent!

What do you call a goat who paints pictures?

Vincent Van Goat!

Why is it hard to have a conversation with a goat?

They always butt in!

Why did the goat run off the cliff?

It didn't see the ewe turn!

What's 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 1/2 goat?


What do you call a goat with a beard?

A Goatee!

What’s a goat’s favorite musical?

Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat!

Why are goats from France so musical?

Because they have French horns!

What do you call a goat on a mountain?

A Hillbilly!

What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A hand pointing at a goat

The goat!

A female sheep walks into a room with a baby cow and a baby goat...

Ewe calf to be kidding me!

Doctor, doctor! I can't help thinking I'm a goat. How long have you felt like this?

Since I was a kid!